solluxcraptor:

"you’re too cute to be single!"

then date me

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the-anal-rapist:

*purposely drop something in front of my crush*

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  • gurlfriend: happy fathers day
  • bf: but im not a dad
  • gf: :)

accioguitardis:

cyberunfamous:

trillow:

how much do islands cost i want one

Less than a college education

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what the fuck

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ponies-n-things:

disswasher:

"You’re so shy, you should open up more!"

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jESUS H FUCK

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absolutest:

I hate when you find someone soooooo attractive, but when they open their mouth, you lose interest.

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fiftyshadesofgwen:

fiftyshadesofgwen:

One time me and some friends dressed up as the royal family to go to school and it was p great

i really don’t understand why people are reblogging this (seriously guys this is like 4 months old how did you even find it) but I dug up some extra scandalous pictures of the queen shhhhh:

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darrynek:

*tries to be funny and gets assassinated*

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